Geoff has foolishly challenged me to a race to see who can write a song about our favorite blonde-headed, cheerleading, bubble-boy-dating actress the fastest.

What Geoff does not realize is that the semi-employed have a lot more time on their hands to make up silly-ass songs about hot chicks.

Of course, part of Geoff’s challenge is that the song must “win her heart.” This is something that I am just not interested in as it would probably require a lot of leaving the house, attending awards shows, etc. I just can’t be bothered with that shit.