What-what

Todd K wrote me this email:

So Todd K. wins Mr. November and the site suddenly disappears? And then its back with no mention of November? The eleventh month, which is traditionally known as Championship Month of the Year?!? Can I get a what, what?

So I guess I am duty-bound to mention that Todd K was Mr November. I believe I was Mr December, but since Todd traditionally takes one of those European month-long vacations in that month, the competition was brief. I honestly forgot to mention these things. Todd thinks it’s “convenient” but it’s like how really wealthy people are unaware of all the money they have — I can’t keep up with all my wins. I have such a surfeit that they mean nothing anymore. Also, unlike the Kemps, I don’t like to talk a big game and then not deliver.