Insert Charlie Sheen joke…

Must be the weather. My eyes are all blinky and sensitive.

I think I’m beyond ping-pong withdrawal. Todd K has been unavailable for several weeks (at least it seems like weeks). This is typical Kemp behavior: get on a winning streak and then dodge your meanest opponent. Todd’s sister Erin has been dodging me for years now. Not many people realize it, but ping-pong is a game of wits. At least for many. For me it’s just pure strength.

I halfway watched Everybody Loves Raymond and Two and a Half Dads last night. I actually liked the Raymond episode, but as I was recounting it to my girlfriend, I realized why: it wasn’t an episode built around the characters’ loathing for each other and their situations. It was the one where Ray’s mom sculpts a giant vagina without realizing it and gives it to Ray to keep in his living room. What’s funnier than giant vaginas?

Speaking of giant vaginas, Jeri Ryan was on Two and a Half Dads last night. The episode had the usual amount of funny material. It’s one of those shows that I know I’ll like in syndication. I’ll be able to turn it on and do something else and chuckle at the jokes.

I was at my parents’ house yesterday taking care of our dog while they were out of town. I finally remembered to bring my Britney Spears greatest hits DVD to watch on the big screen in surround sound. Oh my God. It looks so amazing and the sound is so good, it was making me feel high. I was sitting there wondering how I could afford a system like that. But that sort of entertainment system is way down the list of future purchases. Probably not even on it actually. Definitely below this Numark portable turntable that is surprisingly more affordable than I thought before I looked it up. Hmm…