I guess we’re supposed to be outraged that the Knoxville city government gave tax dollars to an investigator to get lapdances, but personally, I’m outraged that a lapdance costs so much in K-ville. $40? Jeez. I hope that was a three-for-one special or something.

And a $3 tip? Wow. Once again, it’s proven that nobody can be simultaneously as wasteful and ungrateful as a government employee.