Reach down between my legs…

YuppiePunk has some ideas regarding which band could be on the next “season” of the reality show RockStar:

Van Halen: Now here’s a show everybody can get behind. First of all, the Van Halen brothers are notorious cocksuckers, so it’d be wildly entertaining to see them bash all the performances each week. Secondly, it’s Van fucking Halen — what kind of red-blooded American doesn’t love Van fucking Halen?

I fully endorse this suggestion.

Plus, there’s the added incentive that after the whole Gary Cherone incident, no one with a copy of VH I in his collection wants Eddie and Alex to pick a new lead singer without the fans’ input. They’ve already proved they’re shit at it.