Bad Songs Say So Much Pt. 2
I think I’m going to have to amend my favorite bad lyric once again. As you may recall, I’d settled on “On board, I’m the captain / So climb aboard” from Styx’s “Come Sail Away.”
But now I’m leaning towards “They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness / Well it’s better than drinking alone” from Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.” I mean, not only does he repeat a version of “drink” but also “lone.”
What was I thinking not going straight to the high priest of crap? Billy Joel outsucks everyone.