A politically incorrect cookie

A Milano, an albinoTonight as I was headed out the door to the grocery store, I asked Lil’ Smell if there was anything she needed. “Ooh,” she said, “get cookies!”

“What kind?” I asked.

She paused to think about it.

“Mulattos,” she said decisively.

Fortunately, I knew that the black and white cookies she desired are actually called Milanos.