I don’t know that I’ve ever laughed so hard at poetry

…until Nemesisboy started writing it:

2 Right Lanes on I-65 South Are Closed Today

2 right lanes on I-65 southbound are closed today,
said the sign near the Goodlettesville exit.
People braking, putting their lives on hold,
for the man.
Maybe I’ll chill in Rivergate for the night.

There’s some brouhaha in the local blogosphere regarding Nemesisboy’s appearance at the WKRN meet-up. And at the risk of drawing fire, let me explain succinctly what everyone’s problem is:

Helmet envy.