I cannot be serious
There was tennis last night with Monty and the Man in Motion. That is not a game for the weak and lazy. I am hurting in very weird locations. Like my tummy. Why does my tummy hurt like I just ate a bag of spinach? I wasn’t aware that I was working those muscles. And I only played four games of Canadian doubles.
(The Man in Motion called it “Australian doubles” but I’d never heard that term before. Also instead of playing a team of two against one, we rotated to the single court after each game. Only the serving single player could win a game. We finished 1-1-1. The first game had no winner.)