Last night I had a dream that I was Eddie Murphy in a comedy where he (I? we?) had to dress up as a woman and teach a class to avoid capture by some team of baddies. I didn’t quite get the whole plot since I was railing at the class about not using Microsoft’s Internet Explorer and instead using only Firefox.

That was weird. But I’m now checking Yahoo News and I’m unsure if I’ve actually stopped dreaming. This stuff is just too stupid to be real:

Guns ‘N’ Roses set a release date for Chinese Democracy.

The Who release new album.

Michael Jackson working on an “edgy street record.”

Anheuser-Busch hires Jay-Z as co-brand director for Budweiser Select.

Jack White to release an album of avant garde orchestral project.

Pinch me.