Am I still asleep?
Last night I had a dream that I was Eddie Murphy in a comedy where he (I? we?) had to dress up as a woman and teach a class to avoid capture by some team of baddies. I didn’t quite get the whole plot since I was railing at the class about not using Microsoft’s Internet Explorer and instead using only Firefox.
That was weird. But I’m now checking Yahoo News and I’m unsure if I’ve actually stopped dreaming. This stuff is just too stupid to be real: