Friday afternoon crap

* I just really like the first sentence: “Nothing’s swishier than John Waters smoking.”

* A sweet portable turntable.

* French want to teach kids to drink wine.

* I liked Trashley’s wrap-up of VH1’s Big in ’06 maybe mainly because she trashes Reality Bites which is clearly one of the crappiest movies ever made.

* Hummer’s completely green vehicle, the O2.

* Guitar made from female mannequin. My roommate once made a guitar in the shape of Dr. Teeth from the Muppets but he never painted Dr. Teeth on the body so all he’s left with is the oddest-shaped, heaviest damn electric guitar you’d ever want to play.

* Lenticulations — animated 3D photographs. [via]