Friday afternoon crap
* I just really like the first sentence: “Nothing’s swishier than John Waters smoking.”
* A sweet portable turntable.
* French want to teach kids to drink wine.
* I liked Trashley’s wrap-up of VH1’s Big in ’06 maybe mainly because she trashes Reality Bites which is clearly one of the crappiest movies ever made.
* Hummer’s completely green vehicle, the O2.
* Guitar made from female mannequin. My roommate once made a guitar in the shape of Dr. Teeth from the Muppets but he never painted Dr. Teeth on the body so all he’s left with is the oddest-shaped, heaviest damn electric guitar you’d ever want to play.
* Lenticulations — animated 3D photographs. [via]