The Fuji blimp of rock albums

My friend Shawn Macomber justifies his shitty taste in a bombastic review of Chinese Democracy for Decibel Magazine.

As I’ve declared before, it just isn’t Guns N’ Roses. And I think once you stop calling it that, it loses all significance. If the actual Guns N’ Roses had spent that long making an album, it would be worth a listen. But as Axl’s solo project with a fake name, I have no interest in ever hearing it. Discuss.