I love a good attorney letter

When you confine an attorney to communicating in stuffy legalese all the time, it makes for some hilarious writing when they cut loose. Case in point, this letter to Meghan McCain’s attorney from the attorney of someone she threatened to sue:

My client will not be bullied out of exercising his First Amendment right to make clear his belief that your client is a spoiled, brainless twit who is cheapening the political discourse in this country.

Ask me sometime about when my dad elected himself “Prince of Darkness” in a legal document.