Man, I wish this title belonged to a better song. Maybe I’ll write it someday. For now, we’re saddled with this: a catchy little ditty with an odd, out-of-nowhere ending and lyrics that don’t reflect its awesome name.

I recorded a demo version for Carter to Congress:

From the Carter Administration’s 2000 album, Betty Ford Start Packing, The Carters Are Coming. Recorded by Dean Bratcher.


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