This song has a funny history. I wrote it as a specific kind of jokey song but it ended up sounding so good that I re-wrote some lyrics so it wasn’t so corny. I actually quite often start songs as funny stories but wind up making them sincere. So I try to avoid last names and certain references that might sound topical at the time but won’t age. I’m happy with this version.

I recorded this for the It’s Called A Secret Attack! record.

Here’s a solo mix of it: